I'm not making any promises as to when I'll be udating in the future, but I can guaran-damn-tee that if i don't get at least 5 comments from 5 different people about how I should update more - i'll never ever update again.
Friends, get on it! Inspire me! Tell me how much you miss me! Stroke my penis. Er, I mean my ego.
Also, today I used a word w/ two apostrophies:
I bring teh rox.